It's not because it gets colder (because that makes for snuggle time with Mommy!)
It's not because the leaves start falling (they are fun to watch!!)
Nope, the reason I hate October is because of ..... Halloween!!! And not because I'm scared of ghosts and ghouls and goblins and witches (please) or strange kids coming to the door looking for candy. No, the reason I hate Halloween is this.....
Stupid Devil Costume!!!!!
Every October Mommy brings out this stupid costume and makes me wear it. I absolutely hate it. It is not cute or funny, it is stupid!!!